Archive for Satan

Zombie Women of Satan [2009]

Posted in Reviews with tags , , , , , , on March 19, 2011 by gnojne cice


 

  New low budget horrors are usually awful, only trying to be grindhouse but actually being pretty tame, moderate violence and especially nudity. And they have a lot of fucking bras. Brassieres, fuck you! I’d rather see a woman fully clothed, then see her wearing a bra while we should all pretend that she’s naked, only ’cause it was the filmmakers neighbor, so she wanted to show no tits. But I saw some stills from this movie and saw a lot of tits, some gore. Also, I saw that MPAA twats rated it for strong sexuality and nudity. The only thing they’re good for, checking if movie has tits. This poster is delicious, don’t you just love veiny tits? Actually, veins improve any body part, be that arm or penis or whatever. Only rectums are definitely not improved by big veins. Continue reading

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Exorcist II: The Heretic [1977]

Posted in Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2010 by gnojne cice


 

  Every now and then in the 70s a hippie got clean and sober and decided to make a movie. Everyone has one of those friends who smoke every day, and you say remembering them (since you don’t hang with them ’cause they’re fucking retarded): “Yeah, he was a really smart guy, what a shame.” Now imagine if your friend made a movie. ESP, collective hypnosis machine, demons, African shamans, paedophilia and all other things hippies love are here, in this infamous sequel. Continue reading